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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 9697 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 59 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 17 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)