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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 8799 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8248 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 7 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a shrine to Tim Cain out of diamond blocks, and suddenly their pickaxe started shooting lightning bolts. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, guarded by NPCs who speak only in Troika game quotes. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a pet chihuahua wearing a top hat.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the Troika general madness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the hidden easter egg that turns your character into a dancing werewolf. The possibilities are endless!