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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 1555 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 3502 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 183 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no personality? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with wacky characters like Trish the emotionally and physically worn trike. Can you help her get back on her feet? Or hooves, in this case.
But that’s not all! We have a whole collection of ridiculous mods that will have you questioning reality. From Snoot Mods to Blender models of Fang, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
And don’t even get me started on the music. Our OST will have you grooving while you build your pixelated empire. Plus, our thread archives are a goldmine of hilarious moments and epic fails.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, when in doubt, hug the gator!