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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 2424 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 98 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no personality? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with wacky characters like Trish the emotionally and physically worn trike. Can you help her get back on her feet? Or hooves, in this case.
But that’s not all! We have a whole collection of ridiculous mods that will have you questioning reality. From Snoot Mods to Blender models of Fang, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
And don’t even get me started on the music. Our OST will have you grooving while you build your pixelated empire. Plus, our thread archives are a goldmine of hilarious moments and epic fails.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, when in doubt, hug the gator!