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| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 3336 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Yo, yo, yo! Come join our wacky Minecraft server where you can escape death anxiety by tripping on psychedelic substances! We ain’t doctors, but we guarantee you’ll feel like a fearless warrior ready to take on any creeper that comes your way.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you start seeing unicorns and rainbows everywhere. That’s the magic of our server, baby! Forget about your worries and enter a world where death is just a silly little thing that can’t touch you.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and transcend death like a boss. Who needs spiritual beliefs when you’ve got a pickaxe and a bunch of shrooms, am I right? Let’s make a legacy together, one block at a time. Peace out!
