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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 984 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 2728 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 18 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 19 | Divine Spears Created: | 28 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 47 |
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