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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 5747 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 |
Farms Harvested: | 214 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
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