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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 9891 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 35 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
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