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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 3234 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 14 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 14 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 59 |
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