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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 8119 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
Animals Bred: | 38 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3918 |
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