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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 1248 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
Farms Harvested: | 385 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
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