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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 6711 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 188 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 78 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
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