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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 5694 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 207 |
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