Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged: 23 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
Love Letters Sent: 17 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Falling into the Void: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 49

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

    AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters
    Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

    Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 83 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Alien Abductions: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Legendary Items Repaired: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • MineCraftFitTips

    MineCraftFitTips
    Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Mines Excavated: 1026
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

    MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!
    so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

    u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

    plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

    so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Alien Animal Autopsy Land

    Alien Animal Autopsy Land
    Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Buildings Constructed: 33 Zombie Dances: 9
    Towns Built: 8 Epic Shields Constructed: 17

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Blocky Weight Loss Haven

    Blocky Weight Loss Haven
    LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 14 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • /BlockBros – Minecraft Server

    /BlockBros – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

    But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 44
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • United States of Minecraft SMP

    United States of Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • BananaBlock Minecraft Server

    BananaBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of wasted bananas! Join us for a banana-free experience filled with endless snack options and no guilt over uneaten fruit.

    Our server offers a variety of activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs in the depths of the mines. And don’t worry, there are no bananas in sight to go to waste!

    Join us and be part of a community that values snack options and understands the importance of not letting food go bad. Who needs bananas when you have a whole world of Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and say goodbye to banana guilt forever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 35 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 15 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown

    Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of cease and desist orders, lawsuits, and buried remains!

    Experience the thrill of fighting for your loved one’s final wishes against a family who’s more secretive than a hidden treasure chest in Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who puts someone in an early grave? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free urn with a mysterious backstory, just like the one in this crazy family saga. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Farms Harvested: 707

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • FearFactorSMP

    FearFactorSMP
    Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, creepers have been trained to only explode in designated areas! Join us for a chance to witness the most disciplined creepers in the Minecraft world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their poultry revolution?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving a series of riddles left behind by a mysterious player known only as “The Prankster.” Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and claim your riches?

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look innocent, but they’re always up to something cluckin’ crazy!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 26
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Divine Spears Created: 17

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • MineCraftyDisasters

    MineCraftyDisasters
    Have you ever had a day so bad that you wished you could just respawn and start over? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of talking llamas. Trust us, the worst day of your life will pale in comparison to the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 19
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Magic Items Found: 1466

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!

    CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever, then you gotta come to our server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about why you should join:

    First off, we got clouds that are straight up shapeshifters! They’ll be changing shapes like nobody’s business, keeping you on your toes and making your world feel alive!

    But wait, there’s more! These clouds ain’t just for show, oh no. They’re also rainmakers for all you farmers out there. Need some water for your crops? Just look up and watch those clouds do their thang!

    And if that ain’t enough to convince you, just think about all the cool backdrops you can get for your screenshots! Those clouds will make your builds look even more epic than they already are.

    Oh, and did I mention they provide shade for when it’s super hot outside? Yeah, clouds are like nature’s own air conditioner, keeping you cool while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the magic of clouds in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Crops Grown: 2766 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    FORCEMINE is one of the largest 1.12.2 GRIF servers. We have regular events, a lot of freebies, a well-thought-out economy and much more!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Cock Music Minecraft Server

    Cock Music Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is run by Aut, the eternal avatar of the divine metaphysical cock music! That’s right, Aut-Is-Him and he’s here to bring some serious chaos and fun to your Minecraft experience.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by flying pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep. But that’s not all – we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, enchanted swords that shoot out fireworks, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

    If you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Aut himself, then come join us and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans Aut will get up to next? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the absurdity begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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