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| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 564 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6134 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is all about peace and love? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where tribalism is the name of the game and Jesus is just a “dead jew on a stick” according to some of our players (we don’t judge, we just play Minecraft).
In our Might Is Right world, every tribe is out for themselves and conquering enemy tribes is the ultimate goal. But why hate on the jews? Is it because they’re winning and you’re losing? Or maybe it’s because of the methods they use? But hey, in this crazy world, survival of the fittest is the #1 principle, so no need to whine about it!
So come join us on our server where the only rule is to have fun and embrace your inner tribal warrior. Who knows, you might even make some new friends (or enemies, but that’s all part of the fun)! See you in the game, and remember, this is the thread you’ve been waiting for!
