Yo, u gotta join dis crazy Minecraft server, cuz we got a dude with 3 PENISES! Yeah, u heard me right, THREE DONGS! It’s like some triphallia shiz up in here. We even did a post-mortem dissection to study the internal anatomy of his triple trouble down there. It’s wild, man! Come join us and see for yourself, it’s a real freak show in the best way possible. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime experience, join now!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested: 358 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Alien Abductions: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 164 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
New Chunks Explored: 63488 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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