Tri-PhalliaCraft: 3 Shafts of Fun | New Minecraft Servers 2024

DateCraft SMP: Ideal 2nd Date!

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for your second date shenanigans. Imagine this: you and your date building a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, dodging creepers and skeletons along the way. Or how about a romantic picnic on a floating island in the sky, with diamond armor-clad pigs serving you cake? The possibilities are endless on our server, where love is in the air and chaos is just a TNT block away. Join now for a date night you’ll never forget!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MineFictionalMe

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to play as a regular old Steve or Alex? Well, look no further because on our server, you can play as any fictional character you want! Want to be Spongebob Squarepants building a pineapple house in the middle of a desert? Go for it! Or maybe you’d rather be Batman fighting off creepers in the dead of night? The choice is yours!

Join our server for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies in the world of Minecraft. Want to build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava? No problem! How about creating a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Easy peasy!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to participate in epic quests and battles against mythical creatures like the Ender Dragon and the Wither. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with rare and valuable items.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might just discover a side of yourself you never knew existed.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

KoreaCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Allies, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, KoreaCraft, military intervention, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, peace talks, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Tension, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

so, like, u kno how russia and north korea r like bffs, well guess wat? dey r planning to team up and start a war in ukraine dis fall. but u kno wat can stop dem? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got dragons dat breathe fire, unicorns dat poop rainbows, and a secret underground base where u can hide from all da drama. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword and a pet zombie pigman to protect u from any evil dictators tryna mess with u. so come join us and let’s show russia and north korea dat we ain’t scared of no war, we just wanna build epic castles and mine for diamonds all day long! #minecraftforpeace #saynotowar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Void Armor Forged:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

GazaCraft: No embargo, just blocky fun!

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lol join our minecraft server or else the US will put an arms embargo on israel like wtf that’s so random but seriously join our server cuz we got pigs that can fly and villagers that do the macarena all day long. plus, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the US starts sending embargo threats to everyone who doesn’t play on our server!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Magic Items Found:	6611
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7637

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Liquid Cat Adventures

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come join our epic minecraft server where cats rule the land! we have at-home experiments that shed light on cats’ liquid behavior, like seriously, they move through tall and narrow nooks like it’s nobody’s business. but watch out, they hesitate when they approach uncomfortably short holes, just like when you try to fit into those skinny jeans after a big meal.

our server is so lit, it suggests that cats are aware of their own body sizes and may even form mental images of themselves. like, can you imagine a cat looking in the mirror and being like “damn, i look good”? that’s the kind of mind-blowing stuff you’ll experience on our server.

so what are you waiting for? join now and witness the majestic liquid behavior of cats in all its glory. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where cats are the true rulers? it’s like a purr-fect dream come true.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Skillful Sex Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being told that getting sex is a “skill” that only the “harder working” men deserve? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in equality for all players, regardless of their sex life skills! Join us and prove that you can conquer the virtual world without needing to “earn” anything other than your own epic gaming abilities.

Our server is filled with mythical creatures who are rumored to grant special powers to those who can impress them with their building skills. Rumor has it that one player even tamed a dragon by constructing a castle made entirely of diamond blocks! Will you be the next legendary builder to earn the respect of these magical beings?

But beware, there are also trolls lurking in the depths of our server, ready to challenge you to ridiculous tasks in exchange for rare loot. One player was dared to build a rollercoaster that looped through the clouds, and they emerged victorious with a chest full of enchanted gear!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only “skill” you need is a sense of humor and a love for all things blocky and bizarre. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy virtual world!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Magic Items Found:	6824	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

“The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a group of “wrestlers” who think they could have taken on Xbox Live back in 2006. These guys are so confident in their virtual fighting skills that they challenge anyone who dares to enter our server.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – a llama named Larry who can spit fireballs and drop anvils on unsuspecting players. Larry is the real MVP of our server and will protect you from any wannabe wrestlers who try to challenge your dominance.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off or two. Who needs Xbox Live when you have a llama with a bad attitude? Come join our Minecraft SMP and show these wrestlers who’s boss!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some real-life chaos and excitement!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.

But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

Apathy, Corruption, crime, Cruelty, discrimination, Disease, Greed, hatred, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, LessCreepersMinecraftSMP, Negativity, Pollution, POVERTY, Selfishness, Suffering, violence, War, Waste

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

UglyCraft

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If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	355
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Secret Passages Found:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	New Chunks Explored:	944272

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

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lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BridgeClimbGoneWrong

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lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Buildings Constructed:	31	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Love Letters Sent:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Global Warming Not Detected Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate research, climate science, climate trends, detectable, DETECTED, ecological impact, Environment, environmental policy, Global, global warming, greenhouse gases, Server, Surge, temperature rise, warming, weather patterns

come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Ores Mined:	2163	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	322	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3