Yo, u gotta join dis crazy Minecraft server, cuz we got a dude with 3 PENISES! Yeah, u heard me right, THREE DONGS! It’s like some triphallia shiz up in here. We even did a post-mortem dissection to study the internal anatomy of his triple trouble down there. It’s wild, man! Come join us and see for yourself, it’s a real freak show in the best way possible. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime experience, join now!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Rune Stones Activated: 9
Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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