Yo, u gotta join dis crazy Minecraft server, cuz we got a dude with 3 PENISES! Yeah, u heard me right, THREE DONGS! It’s like some triphallia shiz up in here. We even did a post-mortem dissection to study the internal anatomy of his triple trouble down there. It’s wild, man! Come join us and see for yourself, it’s a real freak show in the best way possible. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime experience, join now!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Runes Activated: 8
Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Villages Defended: 7
Infinity Stones Found: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Potions Brewed: 57

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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