Yo, u gotta join dis crazy Minecraft server, cuz we got a dude with 3 PENISES! Yeah, u heard me right, THREE DONGS! It’s like some triphallia shiz up in here. We even did a post-mortem dissection to study the internal anatomy of his triple trouble down there. It’s wild, man! Come join us and see for yourself, it’s a real freak show in the best way possible. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime experience, join now!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 7
Horror Stories Survived: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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