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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 9727 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Mines Excavated: | 1758 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
our server is like a magical land where the grass is made of cotton candy and the diamonds grow on trees. not to mention, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who can do backflips while trading emeralds.
if you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings your praises.
we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone. it’s lit, fam.
so, what are you waiting for? join our server and become the trendiest person in all of minecraft land. trust us, it’s totally worth it.