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| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 8817 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs wear top hats and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? well, do we have the server for you!
our server is like a magical land where the grass is made of cotton candy and the diamonds grow on trees. not to mention, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who can do backflips while trading emeralds.
if you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings your praises.
we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone. it’s lit, fam.
so, what are you waiting for? join our server and become the trendiest person in all of minecraft land. trust us, it’s totally worth it.
