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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 8138 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Ores Mined: | 8424 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 10 | Animals Bred: | 65 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
Join us if you can’t stand the highly popularized trend of playing Minecraft like a normal person. On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your pet chicken, and participate in weekly llama fashion shows.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who control the economy of the server. Rumor has it that if you can impress them with your trading skills, they will grant you access to their hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.
So why waste your time on those boring SMPs when you can join us and experience the true meaning of chaos and fun? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!