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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 7231 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Votes: | 2721 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u, on our server u can ride giant chickens into battle, mine diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese, and even fight off zombie cows with laser eyes!
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so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server ever created! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave!