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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 538 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 | Divine Spears Created: | 26 |
Towns Built: | 8 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 325 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u, on our server u can ride giant chickens into battle, mine diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese, and even fight off zombie cows with laser eyes!
plus, did u know that joining our server can cure internal tremors and vibrations? that’s right, our server has been scientifically proven to reduce stress and anxiety disorders, all while u play minecraft!
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server ever created! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave!