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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 2693 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 4778 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 23 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
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