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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 8475 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 514 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 13 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 13 |
why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u, on our server u can ride giant chickens into battle, mine diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese, and even fight off zombie cows with laser eyes!
plus, did u know that joining our server can cure internal tremors and vibrations? that’s right, our server has been scientifically proven to reduce stress and anxiety disorders, all while u play minecraft!
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server ever created! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave!