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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 4122 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u, on our server u can ride giant chickens into battle, mine diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese, and even fight off zombie cows with laser eyes!
plus, did u know that joining our server can cure internal tremors and vibrations? that’s right, our server has been scientifically proven to reduce stress and anxiety disorders, all while u play minecraft!
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server ever created! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave!