Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about boring old trauma again! Our server is so wild and wacky that you’ll be too busy laughing to remember any of your past woes. Plus, we have a secret therapy room where you can vent all your feelings to a virtual llama therapist named Dr. Alpaca. Trust us, you won’t find that kind of support anywhere else in the Minecraft universe! So come join us and leave your trauma at the door – unless you want to build a haunted house with it, in which case, go right ahead!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 3
Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Magic Items Found: 2389
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY