Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about boring old trauma again! Our server is so wild and wacky that you’ll be too busy laughing to remember any of your past woes. Plus, we have a secret therapy room where you can vent all your feelings to a virtual llama therapist named Dr. Alpaca. Trust us, you won’t find that kind of support anywhere else in the Minecraft universe! So come join us and leave your trauma at the door – unless you want to build a haunted house with it, in which case, go right ahead!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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