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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 2142 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Runes Activated: | 0 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 836920 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Divine Spears Created: | 26 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
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But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you rare items for a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco sheep party where the sheep are literally on fire!
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