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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 8936 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 926 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 |
Join us for outrageous adventures, like building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat or organizing a sheep fashion show. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
Plus, we have regular events like “Lava Parkour Mondays” and “TNT Cannon Wednesdays” that will test your skills and your sanity. And don’t worry about griefers or trolls, because we have a team of moderators who are as vigilant as a pack of wolves guarding their territory.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat of our lava-filled challenges, then maybe you’re better off building houses in peaceful mode. But where’s the fun in that? Let’s get crafting and laughing together!