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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 6314 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 43 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 9 |
1. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant pair of floating, sparkly pink titties. It’s the breast spawn point you’ll ever see!
2. Our PvP battles are legendary – instead of swords and bows, we fight with giant inflatable boobs. It’s a real knockers-out brawl!
3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, but nipple tassels. You can trade them for rare items or even enchantments for your gear.
4. Our community events include a weekly “Wet T-shirt Contest” where players compete to see who can craft the soggiest shirt in the game. The winner gets a chest full of goodies!
5. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden chest in the shape of a bra, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical tit fairy.
So come on and join Lilac’s Tits Edition – where the fun bags are always bouncing and the adventure is always… perky!