TrashCanFire_MinecraftSMP

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Oh boy, let me tell you about this crazy Minecraft SMP! Picture this: a server where the mobs have taken over and the players are fighting for survival in a post-apocalyptic world. But here’s the catch – instead of weapons, you have to defeat the mobs with your best dance moves! That’s right, it’s a dance battle to the death!

But wait, there’s more! The server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned all the trees into giant marshmallows just for laughs. And don’t even get me started on the time they replaced all the diamonds with…wait for it…toilet paper!

So why should you join this dumpster fire of a Minecraft SMP? Well, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness, then this is the server for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Farms Harvested:	575
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Potions Brewed:	184	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Towns Built:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Animals Bred:	31	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Love Letters Sent:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1929	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Farms Harvested:	118
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Star Shards Collected:	218
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.