TrashCanFire_MinecraftSMP

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Oh boy, let me tell you about this crazy Minecraft SMP! Picture this: a server where the mobs have taken over and the players are fighting for survival in a post-apocalyptic world. But here’s the catch – instead of weapons, you have to defeat the mobs with your best dance moves! That’s right, it’s a dance battle to the death!

But wait, there’s more! The server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned all the trees into giant marshmallows just for laughs. And don’t even get me started on the time they replaced all the diamonds with…wait for it…toilet paper!

So why should you join this dumpster fire of a Minecraft SMP? Well, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness, then this is the server for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Buildings Constructed:	22
Players Killed by Monsters:	7367	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	198
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Emeralds Found:	7350	Falling into the Void:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4923	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Void Gems Collected:	22
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Chimeras Created:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	278
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4230	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Divine Spears Created:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.