Welcome to our Minecraft server where we follow the Texas court rules on relationships – no alimony, child support, or severance relief for basedboy FTMs! If you’re a dumb Norwegian femboy trying to secure the bag by pretending to love an onions manlet, think again! Our courts don’t play that game, just ask PICREL who thought she/he could adept half of Nick’s money – spoiler alert, she got nothing! And don’t even think about trying to pull a fast one as a Female-Female lesbian couple, our courts only recognize relationships that can produce children. So come join us and build your own virtual bag of diamonds, because in this world, the only thing you’ll lose is your dignity!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Divine Spears Created: 17
Dragon Eggs Found: 6253 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY