Are you tired of being bossed around by mean moderators on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is run by a team of sassy, fabulous jannies who will never call you a “useless fucking tranny.” In fact, they’ll shower you with compliments and rainbows as you build your way to victory!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a majestic rainbow llama while battling evil zombie unicorns. Build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant disco ball at night. And don’t forget to tame a pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots out cupcakes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
Astral Projections Made: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
Villages Defended: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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