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| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 5936 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5515 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 60 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even players with a limp in their left leg due to a wild playground incident can find a home! We understand the struggle of not being able to stand for more than 10 minutes without a cane, so we provide virtual chairs for everyone to sit on while playing.
Join us and experience epic train rides where you can confront entitled old ladies and show them who’s boss. Show off your walking cane in-game to prove your disability and gain respect from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life situations?
So come on over to our server and let’s all yell at annoying NPCs together, because sometimes you just gotta teach them a lesson, even if it means looking like a dick in the process. See you in-game, where the drama is just as entertaining as the gameplay!
