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Billionaire or Bust

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	4450
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Towns Built:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PagerWar Minecraft Server

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OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyPrideLand

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OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	3961
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	404	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Void Gems Collected:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

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so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Dingo Den Junior High School

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Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Gotrix Network

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Welcome to Gotrix Network!

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	2722
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	266	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Felix Space Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magic Items Found:	8459
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Potions Brewed:	165
Star Shards Collected:	210	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

NoPower Minecraft Server

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Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Animals Bred:	48

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

AutisticSisRageCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalry and unexpected guests taking over your virtual apartment.

Experience the thrill of trying to plan a cabin trip with your sister and her new girlfriend, while also dealing with her constantly blaming her actions on her “overwhelming autism.” Will you be able to navigate through the chaos and still have a good time? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

And don’t worry about rushing your sister to make important decisions, because on our server, we understand that her autism makes her immune to deadlines. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the drama unfold as you try to maintain your sanity in the midst of it all.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a server where family dynamics are taken to a whole new level – join us today for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Enchantments Applied:	164
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Void Gems Collected:	18	Dimension Hops:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

LieCorp Inc. Minecraft SMP

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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you diamonds but only give you dirt? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in virtual chaos and hilarity!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one of them and see what happens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll reward you with a chest full of enchanted golden apples.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be hanging out with llamas and partying with creepers? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
New Chunks Explored:	728813	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Void Gems Collected:	39	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	361

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyCash vs. 9to5Gold

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Are you tired of the mundane grind of a normal job? Do you dream of building your own empire in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and receive a whopping $500k in cash to start your very own virtual business. From selling virtual diamonds to creating a virtual amusement park, the possibilities are endless! Say goodbye to boring office jobs and hello to a world of endless creativity and adventure. Join us now and let your imagination run wild!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PutinCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where ex-Trump advisers are like, totally helping us grow our server! They’re spreading misinformation about Russia and stuff, but who cares when you can build epic castles and battle creepers with them, amirite? Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all our rare diamonds and emeralds. So come join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever! #FakeNews #MinecraftMadness 🤪🚀🔥

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Buildings Constructed:	31	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ToropetsTakedown

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more missiles than russia and more drones than ukraine! we stockpile all the best weapons and go to war every day, blowing up everything in sight. if you want chaos and destruction, this is the place for you! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of TNT. join now or miss out on all the explosive fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Blocky Justice: Death or Life

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join our epic minecraft server cuz we got diamond blocks growin on trees and creepers that do the macarena when they explode. we got villagers that tell dad jokes and cows that drop chocolate milk.

our pvp arena is so intense, even the ender dragon is scared to enter. we have a secret underground base where you can ride on pigs wearing sunglasses.

if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about boring builds or lame players. we have a roller coaster that goes through the nether and a pet zombie that can breakdance.

come join us and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in a virtual one?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5