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| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 2041 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
OMG, like have you heard about this one time in this Minecraft SMP where this guy traded his diamond pickaxe for a stack of dirt blocks? Like, who even does that? It was so bad, everyone was like “Bruh, why you do dis?” But the guy was just like “I needed dirt for my dirt castle, okay? Don’t judge me!”
And then there was this other time when someone traded their enchanted diamond armor for a bunch of rotten flesh. Like, what were they even thinking? Were they planning on starting a zombie army or something? It was so cray cray, I couldn’t even handle it.
But you know what, that’s just the kind of wild and wacky stuff that happens on this Minecraft SMP. You never know what kind of insane trades or shenanigans you’ll come across. So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises and laughs, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
