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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 8891 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 155 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
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