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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 5650 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 810 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
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