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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 2485 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
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