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AI Monster Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalyptic, Artificial Intelligence, computer-generated, Cyberpunk, dark fantasy, Digital Monsters, Dystopia, FANTASY, Future, generated monsters, Horror, LAIN, machine learning, Monster, Real World, Realm, scary AI, Sci Fi, simulation, Technology, Videos, virtual reality

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8764
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Yo, imagine if those creepy AI monsters from the videos decided to come to life and take over the world like in that anime Lain! But don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos and build your own epic world.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!

NoInkForStepkid

acceptance, aita, Asshole, baby, Body, Boyfriend, care, child, children, family, Honor, love, name.., NoInkForStepkid, relationship, Rocky, rocky relationship, sibling, stepchildren, stepfamily, tattoo

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2386
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Emeralds Found:	4651
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6141
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Come join our server where we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!

And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!

So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!

LonelyCraft

alienated, disregarded, friendless, ignored, ISOLATED, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, ostracized, outcast, shunned, signs of being disliked, social rejection, unaccepted, unacknowledged, unappreciated, uninvited, Unloved, unpopular, unvalued, unwanted, Unwelcome

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3757
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

When even the creepers avoid blowing you up because they can’t stand your presence, it’s a sure sign that you need to join our Minecraft server. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon will offer you a ride on its back just to get away from you. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see how you’re doing because your presence is just that legendary. So come join us and experience the ultimate validation of being disliked by absolutely no one!

This server is online. server minecraft

argue, banner, description, Minecraft, ONLINE, Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4501
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Towns Built:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Runes Activated:	2

Come in to just go through minecraft.

Can’t we argue?)

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ColonyState SMP

aged 15+, Ars, ColonyState, Create, Custom, Discord, dungeon mods, Duping, farmers delight, Griefing, Modded, Modpack, Players, PvP, season reset, smp, stealing, Terralith, The Graveyard

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1948
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2654	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Votes:	3438	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

Overview
Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PVP allowed on the server?	No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
What mods are included in the custom modpack?	The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
Are there any age restrictions for players?	The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

1.21.3, action, aid, alone, Assistance, care, comfort, compassion, Empathy, Heat, Help, Humanity, intervention, Kindness, lone, moral duty, neglect, rescue, RESPONSIBILITY, Stand, suffer, Support, WANDERER

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3344
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

1-10 scale, current mood, emotional state, emotional well being, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal check-in, ScaleOf10, self appraisal, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self rating, self reflection, self review, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-judgment, self-perception, smp

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3636
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ores Mined:	1388	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

BookNerd451

book characters, book discussion, book lovers, book memorization, book preservation, book quotes, book recommendations, BookNerd451, Bookworms, Censorship, classic literature, dystopian society, Fahrenheit 451, knowledge, Literature, memorize books, preservation, Ray Bradbury, reading, Thought-provoking

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8582
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	270	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

Alliance, Canada, CanuckCraft, CHARLES, controversy, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, friendship, Government, international relations, King, king charles, leadership, North America, Politics, response, solidarity, Statement, Support, Tantrum, trump, Unity, world news

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5143
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Emeralds Found:	685	Void Gems Collected:	34
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

Calcifying Coral Cove

alkalinity, atmospheric CO2 removal, Calcifying, calcifying organisms, carbon capture, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, CO2 absorption, coral, Cove, environmental impact, global warming, greenhouse gases, marine biodiversity, marine life, Ocean, ocean acidification, ocean chemistry, ocean conservation, ocean health, oceanic ecosystems

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9334
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Villages Defended:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

Vivid Voxel Quest 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, 2010 dialog, Account.., algorithm, anti woke, based companies, cop psyop, DEI, FAGGOT, Femboy, Furry, Garbage, Jewish, kikes, lgbtq flags, modern dialog, Normalfags, normalize nonsense, pepe the frog, piss me off, Quest, right wing, tranny, video games, vivid, Voxel

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2834
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of YouTube recommending you weird shit like faggot tranny videos and furry shorts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the algorithm’s clutches! No more jewish-anti-woke garbage, just pure chaotic fun! Build your own world and say goodbye to based companies and their woke nonsense. Let’s create a new reality together, away from the kikes and their mind games. Join us now and let’s build a world where pepe the frog reigns supreme!

FratPartyGF Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, Decision making, Disappointment, DISRESPECTFUL, frat parties, FratPartyGF, Frustration, Girlfriend, homework, inconsiderate, Minecraft, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Server, Trust, unreliable, work

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8054
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Runes Activated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this girl did? Look no further than our server! We promise not to take naps while you’re stranded 6 miles away from home. Our staff is dedicated to making sure you have a smooth and stress-free gaming experience.

Join our server and never worry about being abandoned by your virtual companions. We won’t leave you hanging like this girl did, we’ll always be there to pick you up and help you with your homework (virtual homework, of course).

Don’t get stuck in a bubble with unreliable players, join our server and pop that bubble of uncertainty. And remember, on our server, you can always put down the goddamn cup and focus on having a great time!

Doggo vs. GF: Who’s the OG?

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dog, DOGGO, Emotional support, personal history, pet attachment, pet bond, pet care, pet companionship., pet family, pet love, Pet loyalty, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet ownership rights, pet parent, pet rights, relationship, Whos

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6460
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	106	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Farms Harvested:	180	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of your significant other trying to come between you and your beloved pet? Join our Minecraft server where pets are always welcome and no one will ever tell you to choose between them and your furry friend!

We understand the importance of having a loyal companion by your side, especially when they’ve been there for you through thick and thin. Our server is a safe haven for pet lovers like you, where you can build a bond with your virtual pets and never have to worry about someone trying to make you choose between them and your partner.

So come join us and let your pet roam free in our virtual world, where they will always be cherished and never be considered a “reset” in your life. Plus, who knows, maybe your pet will even become a legendary hero in our server’s epic quests and battles!

GameTimeMinecraftSMP

all-time favorite game, excessive gaming, favorite game, game addiction counseling, game addiction intervention, game addiction prevention, game addiction recovery, game addiction support, game addiction therapy, game addiction treatment, game obsession help, game time tracker, GameTimeMinecraftSMP, gaming addiction awareness, gaming habits, gaming marathon, gaming obsession, hours spent gaming, Most time spent on game, top game played, video game addiction

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2166
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Gods Slained:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds, I swear! And the best part is, if you find the secret underground disco party, you get a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! Plus, the admin is a talking potato who gives out free tacos every Tuesday. Like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of epicness?! #BestSMPever #PotatoAdminFTW

CraftyCrafterz

antidepressants, anxiety, CraftyCrafterz, depression, drug approval, drug safety, FDA, government regulation, Healthcare, healthcare policy, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellness, pharmaceuticals, political decisions, prescription drugs, public health, regulations, Treatment, US administration

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5380
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Dragons Tamed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9037	Magic Items Found:	1939
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark depths of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret stash of antidepressants that will keep you feeling happy and motivated to keep on building! Join us and say goodbye to those pesky creepers and hello to a whole new level of serotonin-induced creativity!

Our server is so lit that even the US administration is trying to ban us for providing too much happiness to our players. But don’t worry, we’ve got secret tunnels and hidden bases to keep the antidepressants flowing. So come join us before the government shuts us down and experience a Minecraft world like no other!

Players:	103/900	Votes:	1356
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3