If someone doesn’t join our Minecraft SMP, it’s a sure sign they’re not good! I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where we ride pigs into battle against giant chickens, have dance parties with creepers, and build houses out of diamond blocks just for fun? If you’re not joining us, you’re probably out there trying to tame a wild Ender Dragon or something equally sketchy. So come join us and show the world that you’re not a total noob!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Players Killed by Monsters: 8208
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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