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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 2367 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
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