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| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 955 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 35 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 36 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? Yeah, we’ve got zero gravity building challenges and moon rock mining expeditions for days!
But wait, there’s more! Every week, we host a “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the most outrageous and over-the-top structures they can think of, all while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions. The winner gets a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. No big deal.
So if you’re ready to embrace your inner chaos and join a Minecraft SMP like no other, come on down to our server and get ready for the ride of your pixelated life! Just remember, the only toxic trait allowed here is a love for absolute insanity.
