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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 6536 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 | Divine Spears Created: | 11 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR BACKYARD SOIL SAMPLES ARE SO RICH IN LEAD THAT EVEN THE EPA IS LIKE “WHOAAAA, THAT’S TOO MUCH LEAD!” BUT DON’T WORRY, OUR RESIDENTS HAVE BUILT LEAD-PROOF ARMOR TO KEEP THEM SAFE WHILE THEY MINE AND CRAFT TO THEIR HEART’S CONTENT.
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE SKY IS BLUE, AND THE LEAD IS… WELL, THERE’S A LOT OF LEAD. BUT WHO CARES? LET’S MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND HAVE A BLAST! #LEADPOISONINGWHO? #DIAMONDSFORDAYS