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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 4795 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 13 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 1944 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR BACKYARD SOIL SAMPLES ARE SO RICH IN LEAD THAT EVEN THE EPA IS LIKE “WHOAAAA, THAT’S TOO MUCH LEAD!” BUT DON’T WORRY, OUR RESIDENTS HAVE BUILT LEAD-PROOF ARMOR TO KEEP THEM SAFE WHILE THEY MINE AND CRAFT TO THEIR HEART’S CONTENT.
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE SKY IS BLUE, AND THE LEAD IS… WELL, THERE’S A LOT OF LEAD. BUT WHO CARES? LET’S MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND HAVE A BLAST! #LEADPOISONINGWHO? #DIAMONDSFORDAYS