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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 7707 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 245 |
Divine Spears Created: | 12 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 |
Magic Items Found: | 5978 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR BACKYARD SOIL SAMPLES ARE SO RICH IN LEAD THAT EVEN THE EPA IS LIKE “WHOAAAA, THAT’S TOO MUCH LEAD!” BUT DON’T WORRY, OUR RESIDENTS HAVE BUILT LEAD-PROOF ARMOR TO KEEP THEM SAFE WHILE THEY MINE AND CRAFT TO THEIR HEART’S CONTENT.
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE SKY IS BLUE, AND THE LEAD IS… WELL, THERE’S A LOT OF LEAD. BUT WHO CARES? LET’S MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND HAVE A BLAST! #LEADPOISONINGWHO? #DIAMONDSFORDAYS